The Pitch (Spectacular Spectacular)
Performed By: Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor, Jim Broadbent, Jacek Koman, John Leguizamo, Garry MacDonald, Richard Roxburgh and Matthew Whittet

Zidler:
Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
Returns are fixed at ten percent
You must agree, that's excellent
And on top of your fee

All:
You'll be involved artisticly....

The Duke:
What do you mean by that?

All:
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

Various:
Elephants!

Arabians!

India!

and Courtesans!

Acrobats!

and Juggling Bears!

Exotic Girls!

Fire Eaters!

Artists and Contortionists
Intrigue, danger, and romance
Electric lights, machinery
And all that electricity!

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years....

Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment

The hills are alive, with the sound of music

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

Christian:
The courtesan and sitarman
are pulled apart by an evil plan

Satine:
But in the end she hears his song

Christian:
And their love is just too strong...

The Duke:
It's a little bit funny
this feeling inside

All:
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

Christian:
The sitar players secret song
helps her flee the evil one.
Though the tyrant runs and rails
but it's all to no avail.

Zidler:
I am the evil maharaja
You will not bestow me

Satine:
Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!

Zidler:
No one's going to.

All:
So exciting
Will make them laugh, will make them cry
So delighting

The Duke:
And in the end should someone die?

All:
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years...

Duke:
Generally I like it.